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Windex: Find Splunk apps that have index time operations
If a Splunk app has index-time operations, it has to be installed on the first heavy forwarder or indexer to perform those operations on the data that’s coming in. If it doesn’t have those operations, then it only needs to be installed on the search head to perform its search…
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Purge old reminders
Apple reminders are great! Easy to create, easy to check across multiple devices, easy to share with family or co-workers, easy to close when you’ve done the task. Until eventually you’ve got hundreds of completed reminders per list… Why does everyone’s phone suddenly say we need hundreds of packages of…
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Metrics in Splunk, and Observability
I’ve got some thoughts about Splunk and metrics for observability… The event-first Splunk can now store metrics efficiently. That has potential: 1 dashboard, a single glass of pain. I’m excited to see annotations and mcatalog; I’m hoping it allows resolution of a nasty problem with multi-source metric comparison. Metrics are…
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Automating ERs through Support is Crap
Enhancement request tickets filed through support are a sign that the product team is failing. Here’s why. How does a product team know what to do? There are three forces at play to produce product market fit: customer requests, market analysis, and engineering research. Customer requests are the purest and…
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License models suck
Most license models suck in some way: Flat rate sucks for the vendor because it leaves money on the table from large customers. This can be acceptable for an inherently limited product model (e.g. per user with a bulk discount), but it is not ideal for scalable enterprise software. Per…
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Iron Triangle and release planning
I’m going to rant about the Iron Triangle… you can promise date or features, but not date and features. So, add features to your project, and you’ll lose time. Subtract features, and you’ll probably only maintain time and still just meet your deadline, because work expands to fill the introduced…
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Apple shuffle
Apple products are not awesome at shuffling things… whether songs or pictures, Apple products like to pick a dozen and serve them up over and over. Luckily, AppleScript can help us remedy this deficiency for the screensaver: # Make a folder ~/screensaver-pics # Make a numbered series of folders containing…
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Ultimate Data Visualization: Splunk + Electric Sheep
like inward singing, it makes non-stop rocking possible. Some individuals may perceive some slight gaps between “enhanced security” and “electric sheep” but just talk fast and you’ll be fine. Download here: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16649188/electric%20sheep.zip
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Valuable Jerks
Once upon a time I worked with a developer who was a jerk. His bosses didn’t like him, his colleagues didn’t like him, he wasn’t a team player. He produced though, and his code worked, and he would work all night to fix field-reported issues. Consequently, the field loved him…
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Leading the Horses
Recovered from October 13, 2006 — thanks, Wayback Machine! (DVD? Is that like some medieval YouTube?) Computer Education is one of the most useless endeavors known to man, up there with 17th century tulip speculation. I’m not referring to directed training courses on specific products; some people learn better in…
