mission statement

Through embracing and extending our valued employees, we will functionally evaluate and thereby perform thorough analysis, quantification, and optimization of all interactions, self-initiated or otherwise, between lower, hairier members of the primate family and assorted forms of pasta (including but not limited to the Italianate and Sino-Asian families of wheat, rice, and soy flours). We add value to these crucial interactions by the simple expedient of leveraging synergies towards new world paradigms, in a global sense. Where do you want to take your enterprise monkey today? To the noodlehouse of value-add!

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